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Mel Gibson Oksana GrigorievaThis year was a big one in terms of celebrity scandals.  Who was the biggest celebrity douchebag of 2010?

Here are our top picks:

Tiger Woods: 

When news broke about Tiger Woods cheating on his wife, Elin Nordegren, multiple times, in 2009, we knew their marriage would be over.  But the numerous women, call girls and porn stars, that came out of the woodworks continued on into 2010.  Tiger ended up in sex rehab in January 2010.  We still wonder why Tiger would even cheat on the gorgeous Elin?  They divorce was finalized in August of this year.

Jesse James: 

The shocking news that Jesse James was cheating on Sandra Bullock with a stripper and a bunch of other women made Bullock’s filing for divorce the least shocking split of the year. Just after Bullock won the Oscar, she announced her split from husband Jesse James, who admitted to cheating on her! She shocked us again by going forward with her plans to adopt a baby. Luckily Bullock was strong enough to make it through this awful time and come out triumphant. 

Brett Favre Jenn StergerBrett Favre:

NFLer Brett Favre had allegedly sent raunchy voicemail messages and lewd photos in 2008  to Jenn Sterger, a former New York Jets employee.  The father (and grandfather!) was involved in this huge scandal, and did not respond quickly enough to the allegations.

While the NFL was unable to trace the illicit text messages back to the quarterback, they fined him $50k for his decision to not voluntarily cooperate in their investigation.   The fact that the messages were sent so long ago also played into the league’s decision to not suspend Favre from his final NFL game.

Favre is said to have admitted to leaving the voicemail messages, he apparently has not admitted to sending the photos to Sterger.  Um, I’ve seen the photos… nothing to write home about, if you know what I mean. 

Mel Gibson:

How many Mel Gibson tape recordings were there?  We lost count. The rants with his Oksana Grigorieva were awful with the colorful language he used to describe the mother of his child!  Gibson allegedly became violent, terrorized her, hitting her twice, choking her, and threatening her with a gun. 

Gibson is currently under investigation for domestic violence, plus Oksana is also under investigation for allegedly trying to extort money from Gibson to keep the tapes out of the media.  Grigorieva says she’s “severely in debt,” but also notes, “I’m standing up to a bully who is very rich and famous.”

Gibson was dropped by his agent William Morris Endeavor.  His career was almost revived with a stint in The Hangover 2 but he was quickly canned after the scandal!

Eva Longoria Tony ParkerTony Parker

It all started with Eva Longoria’s Tweet:  “It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.”

The story finally came out that Parker exchanged naughty texts with fellow basketball player Brent Barry’s wife, but apparently that’s as far as it went.  “There was no physical relationship,” a source said. “It was just texting. He knows the texting went too far.”

Parker did have an affair in the early days of their marriage but said that there weren’t any other affairs that would be coming out of the woodworks.
Runners-up include John Mayer and Charlie Sheen.

Read our other year-end posts:

Celebrity Weddings of 2010 and Best Hookups of 2010

Top Celebrity Break-ups of 2010

Another year, another chance to start off fresh! How will you ring in the new year?

Here are some famous New Year quotes to inspire you or simply make you chuckle.

New Year’s Quotes

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. ~ Oprah Winfrey

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.  ~Dave Beard

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.  ~Author Unknown

The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel.  Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.  ~W.H. Auden

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.  ~Joey Adams

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve.  Middle age is when you’re forced to.  ~Bill Vaughn

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.  ~Author Unknown

I made no resolutions for the New Year.  The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.  ~Anaïs Nin

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.  ~Bill Vaughan

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.  ~ P. J. O’Rourke

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution. ~ Jay Leno

New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~ Mark Twain

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! ~ Joey Adams

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.  ~ Bill Vaughan

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.  ~ Oscar Wilde

I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. ~ Robert Paul

New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.  ~Charles Lamb

What are your New Year’s Eve plans? Do you prefer to stay home with some family and friends or go out for a night on the town?

Here are some New Years Eve party ideas and get inspired… or not!

Make plans early

When you have kids, it’s hard to make plans early, especially if your kids are prone to getting sick around the holidays (like mine).  But scrambling to make New Year’s Eve plans last minute is never any fun. Avoid the stress by deciding as soon as possible. Make your reservations early to avoid disappointment.

Host a potluck dinner

Going out to eat may not be the best idea. Getting a reservation can be tricky to begin with, and restaurants tend to charge quite a bit on New Year’s Eve. Instead of the expense and added stress, host a casual dinner party at home and ask each of your friends to bring a favorite dish.  Less stress + more food = fun times.

Play the Host

If you’re hosting… Make sure you stock up your New Year’s Eve decorations and paraphernalia early so you’re not running around last minute. Good dollar stores are great for these items – if you have enough time to get creative, make your own printables and decorations. You’ll definitely want some noisemakers and party hats and confetti. Don’t forget a full bar and of course, champagne!

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Keep your Friends Safe

If you’re hosting and know that some of your guests live far away, have some extra pyjamas on hand in case they need to crash at your place.

Entertainment

Whether you’re watching the countdown in Times Square or not, have cards and game boards handy too.  A karaoke machine is also a fun way to spend the evening, or if you have kids, set up the Wii or Rock Band so you can entertain your guests with fun, interactive games.

If it’s an adult-only party, well then play some funky music and let the drinks flow! Or bust out the ole Twister game and get completely awkward and inappropriate!

Choose a Theme

If you’re hosting a party, why not do a theme? Try a casino night theme or old Hollywood glam, disco or celebrity look-a-like.  Once you’ve chosen a theme, the rest – decorations, music, cocktails – will come easy.

Don’t Drink and Drive

We don’t want to preach but it’s so important to choose a designated driver if you’re going out on the town.  Better yet, take a cab or even book a hotel – anything that doesn’t involve getting on the road.  If you’re hosting a house party, remember that you are also responsible for serving liquor.  Provide a place to crash if some of your friends aren’t able to drive.

Stay safe and have fun! Happy New Year!

 

New Year’s Quotes

 

 

Courteney Cox David ArquetteThere was a shocking number of break-ups in Hollywood this year!

It seemed like a new break-up every week!  Some were predictable but others were pretty shocking.

Here is our list of the top celebrity break-ups this year.

The shocking news that Jesse James was cheating on Sandra Bullock with a stripper and a bunch of other women made Bullock’s filing for divorce the least shocking split of the year.  But still sad nonetheless since we all love Bullock and hate that she was treated so badly!

Courteney Cox and David Arquette announced their separation in October after 11 years of marriage. The couple had been split for some time and David’s frank interview on Howard Stern about the status of their marriage revealed that the couple separated early in the summer but were trying to keep that under wraps.  They are sharing custody of their daughter, Coco. Some say that Arquette never really grew up and it was about time Cox and he split.

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen filed for divorce in November after an insane year of scandals.  Sheen was arrested for assaulting Mueller, and then went on a cocaine binge with a porn star in New York.  His ex, Denise Richards, then started seeing Nikki Sixx.  From one bad boy to another!

When news broke about Tiger Woods cheating on his wife, Elin Nordegren, multiple times, we knew their marriage would be over, and rightfully so!  Why would Tiger even cheat on the gorgeous Elin?  They divorced in August after he had numerous affairs with porn stars, call girls and bottle service ladies. Real classy, Tiger.

Billy Ray Cyrus, filed for divorce from Tish Cyrus after 17 years of marriage amid rumors that she was cheating with rocker Brett Michaels.  Since their split, the family has had a run of bad press, with hottest break-ups this year getting caught on video smoking out of a bong! Ryan Reynolds I hope Miley doesn’t go down the same bad-girl path as Lindsay Lohan…

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman filed for divorce in October… and she quickly stepped out with new boyfriend Matt Rutler. But not after rumors spread that she was hooking up with Samantha Ronson.  Huh.

Former Playboy model Jenny McCarthy and comedian Jim Carrey split in April after dating for five years.  I kinda liked their relationship and was a little teary eyed when I heard the news.  But two funny people in a relationship is sure to have some draw-backs.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker filed for divorce in November after rumors of his sexting with a teammates’ wife wrecked their three-year marriage.  The scandal erupted and poor Eva was devastated.

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva’s shocking split happened after his violent and emotional outbursts that were caught on tape and released to the public, for all to see, hear and enjoy.  Did I say that out loud?

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson just announced their divorce this December after only two years of marriage.  The sexiest man alive is now single making many women around the world swoon… sigh.

So there ya have it!

Read our picks for Celebrity Weddings of 2010 and Best Hookups of 2010!

Now that Christmas is over, we’re starting the countdown to the new year.

Another year, another chance to start off fresh!  Here are some famous New Year’s quotes to inspire you or simply make you chuckle.

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. ~ Oprah Winfrey

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.  ~Dave Beard

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.  ~Author Unknown

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The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel.  Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.  ~W.H. Auden

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.  ~Joey Adams

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve.  Middle age is when you’re forced to.  ~Bill Vaughn

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.  ~Author Unknown

I made no resolutions for the New Year.  The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.  ~Anaïs Nin

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.  ~Bill Vaughan

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.  ~ Bill Vaughan

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.  ~ P. J. O’Rourke

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution. ~ Jay Leno

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~ Bill Vaughan

New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~ Mark Twain

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! ~ Joey Adams

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~ Anais Nin

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.  ~ Oscar Wilde

I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. ~ Robert Paul

New Year’s Day:  Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.  Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.  ~Mark Twain

New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.  ~Charles Lamb

Megan Fox and Brian Austin GreenHere are our top picks for best celebrity weddings and best hookups for 2010!

Sexy star Megan Fox married her long time boyfriend Brian Austin Green in a private beach ceremony in Hawaii on June 24. 

July was a buy month for weddings!  Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom had a quickie wedding in July then announced they’re having a baby too.

Alicia Keys married Swizz Beat in July and the couple had a baby boy in October.

Penelope Cruz and her long time boyfriend Javier Bardem tied the knot in July and are expecting their first baby.

Chelsea Clinton married her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky also in July in front of 400 close friends and family. The bride walked down the aisle with her father Bill Clinton.

Anna Paquin married her True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer in August.

Katy Perry married Russell Brand in a lavish wedding in India, while Nicole Ritchie married Joel Madden in December.

Glee superstar and Emmy winner Jane Lynch married her girlfriend Lara Embry despite gay marriage controversy across the nation.

Jessica Simpson got engaged in November to her boyfriend of five months, Eric Johnson, just one week after her ex Nick Lachey popped the question to his girlfriend Vanessa Manillo.  Her other ex Tony Romo followed suit and proposed to his girlfriend Candace Chase in December.  Now the race begins as to who will get married first!

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth announced their engagement on December 28th.   The actress has always said that she wanted to add to her family and Toth has already “bonded” with Ava and Deacon,  Reese’s kids with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe.

And the most exciting hook-up of the year goes to…

Prince William and Kate Middleton! The Prince finally proposed to his longtime girlfriend.  He gave Kate his mother’s sapphire and diamond engagement ring, setting the stage for the wedding of the century in 2011.

Prince William Kate Middleton offical engagement photo

The weirdest hookups of the year go to:

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal.  Yes, it’s true – his ex Reese Witherspoon reportedly set them up.  They started dating and spent Thanksgiving together.  Taylor is way younger than he is… she just turned 21!  There is something about this relationship is just plain creepy, don’t you think?   

The runner-up is….

Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent.  They’ve denied any romance but their Twitter messages back and forth have been quite racy!  Fiddy has been traveling around the country watching her comedy shows.  Is this real love or just a weird hook-up?

Here are our Top Celebrity Break-ups of 2010!

‘Tis the season to be jolly! 

Here are the best funny and classic Christmas quotes – enjoy!

~ FUNNY ~

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~Larry Wilde

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.  ~Joan Rivers

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.  ~Dennis Miller

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it weren’t for Christmas, We’d all be Jewish.  ~Benny Hill

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.  This wasn’t for any religious reasons.  They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.  ~Jay Leno

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~Bill Watterson

“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?” ~Arlo Guthrie

Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal dr*g money?” ~Tom Armstrong

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. ~W. C. Fields

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.” ~P. J. O’Rourke

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it.  Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.  ~Richard Lamm

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.  Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?  ~G.K. Chesterton

Christmas is for children.  But it is for grown-ups too.  Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.  ~Lenora Mattingly Weber

 

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~ CLASSIC ~

At Christmas, all roads lead home.  ~Marjorie Holmes

“I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.” ~Harlan Miller

Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home. ~Carol Nelson

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.  ~Charles Dickens

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.  ~Roy L. Smith

Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind.  To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.  ~Calvin Coolidge, 1927

Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.  ~Carol Nelson

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year – and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.  ~W.J. Cameron

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.  ~Burton Hillis

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.  ~W.T. Ellis

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.  Don’t clean it up too quickly.  ~Andy Rooney

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.  ~Janice Maeditere

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the great occasions – give off the greatest glow of happiness.  ~Bob Hope

As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is.  ~Eric Sevareid

Christmas gift suggestions:  To your enemy, forgiveness.  To an opponent, tolerance.  To a friend, your heart.  To a customer, service.  To all, charity.  To every child, a good example.  To yourself, respect.  ~Oren Arnold

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.  ~Harlan Miller

Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.  ~Margaret Thatcher

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.  ~Norman Vincent Peale

There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.  ~Erma Bombeck

Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.  ~Laura Ingalls Wilder

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.  ~Washington Irving

iron and folic acid while pregnantWe know that pregnant women should folic acid before and during pregnancy to help prevent birth defects in babies.  Now, a new study is finding that folic acid, along with iron, can improve their children’s intellectual and motor skills.

Children in rural Nepal whose mothers were given iron and folic acid supplements during pregnancy were smarter, more organized and had better fine motor skills than children whose mothers did not get them, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.

“Iron is essential for the development of the central nervous system,” said Parul Christian of Johns Hopkins University, whose study appears in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

The research team studied 676 children aged 7 to 9 years whose mothers participated in a clinical trial in which some received iron and folic acid while pregnant in Nepal.

“What we showed is prenatal iron and folic acid supplementation had a significant impact on the offspring’s intellectual level and motor ability and ability during school age, which was a very exciting finding,” she said.

“It had an impact across a range of function, including intellectual function, executive function and fine motor function,” factors that could affect a child’s later academic success, Christian said.

Researchers said that ensuring that pregnant women get this basic prenatal care could have a huge effect on the futures of these children’s education who live in poor communities.

Iron deficiency is the most common and widespread nutritional disorder in the world, affecting 2 billion people, according to the World Health Organization.

This is a not-too-sexy but sorta kinda racy version of the Night Before Christmas.

I couldn’t resist having some fun!

Night Before Christmas Poem Sexy Version

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a child or husband was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings slung over the mantle without care,
In hopes that the gifts would magically be there;

All cozy and alone nestled all snug in my bed,
While visions of hot men danced in my head;
And me in my satin robe and hair up in a cap,
I had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I jumped from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open my robe and threw off the sash.

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The moon on my breasts and the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the surprise below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a bunch of hot men and their cute reindeer,

With a gorgeous driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be hunky Nick.
More rapid than race car drivers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, Alejandro!  Now Roberto! Now Dimitri!  Now Sven!
On, Brad!  On George!  On Ryan!  On Glen!
To the top of Maria’s bedroom, at the top of the hall!
Now go with her! Go with her! Go with her all!”

As quick as a flash the men made up their way
Up to the top of my house in my bedroom to stay,
And then, in a twinkling, I heard in my room
All nine of them came to dance around me as I swooned

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Out came Roberto in Calvin Klein boxers with a bound.
Dimitri was dressed all in black from his head to his foot
And his clothes were torn with ashes and soot;

A bundle of gifts for me he had flung on his back,
And his muscles bulged as he opened his pack.
His eyes, how they gazed, his smile how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his lips like a cherry!

His droll little mouth pursed up like a kiss,
And the smell of his cologne was hard to miss.
His loosened tie he now held tight in his teeth,
And around his mid-section was nothing but a wreath

He had a stunning face and a six-pack belly,
That was so tight it could not look like jelly.
He was buff and tight, a hunky DILF
And I sighed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
None of them spoke a word, but went straight to their work,
They filled my room with gifts, then then turned with a jerk,

And laying the last gift on my bed, a rose
Alejandro kissed my cheek which was red I suppose.
They all sprang to the window and gave a big whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard them exclaim, as they raced out of sight,
Merry Christmas darling Maria and to you a good night!