Kim K, you cray cray for wearing those shoes, girl!

Why suffer — for the love of fashion?!?

Who  you trying to impress, girlfriend?

“Swollen feet or a new Givenchy tattoo?” you write?

No need, no need! You’re retaining water, your feet need to be up – not walking a red carpet!

Hellz no! Put on some flip flops… which I could only wear during the last three months of my pregnancy, during a hot summer… and be done with it!