A month, I’d be October.

A day of the week, I’d be Saturday.

A time of day, I’d be 4:00pm.

A planet, I’d be Venus.

A sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.

A direction, I’d be the South.

A piece of furniture, I’d be a love seat.

A liquid, I’d be a cranberry and vodka.

A gemstone, I’d be turquoise.

A tree, I’d be a maple.

A Greek God, I’d be Aphrodite.

A tool, I’d be a power drill.

A flower, I’d be a hydrangea.

The weather, I’d be sunny.

An instrument, I’d be an electric guitar.

A colour, I’d be blue.

An emotion, I’d be exhilaration.

A fruit, I’d be a watermelon.

A sound, I’d be laughter.

An element, I’d be water.

A car, I’d be a black Jaguar.

A food, I’d be chocolate.

A place, I’d be the beach.

A material, I’d be cashmere.

A scent, I’d be Nag Champa incense.

A taste, I’d be chocolate.

An animal, I’d be a horse.

An object, I’d be a television.

A body part, I’d be eyes.

A facial expression, I’d be a smile.

A song, I’d be Smells Like Teen Spirit.

A pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of black stiletto heels.

I originally saw this on Dani Gray’s blog, who is the producer of The Dean Blundell Show on 102.1 The Edge, my favourite radio station. Follow Dani on Twitter http://twitter.com/danigray