Another year, another chance to start off fresh! How will you ring in the new year?
Here are some famous New Year quotes to inspire you or simply make you chuckle.
New Year’s Quotes
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. ~ Oprah Winfrey
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since. ~Dave Beard
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. ~W.H. Auden
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. ~Joey Adams
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~Anaïs Nin
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. ~ P. J. O’Rourke
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution. ~ Jay Leno
New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~ Mark Twain
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! ~ Joey Adams
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~ Bill Vaughan
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ~ Oscar Wilde
I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. ~ Robert Paul
New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday. ~Charles Lamb
